Have you ever stumbled upon a conversation that made you chuckle simply because it revealed the unfiltered wisdom of a child? The phrase “out of the mouths of babes” perfectly captures moments like this, reminding us that kids often see the world with a refreshing clarity that adults can overlook.
Sometimes, it’s as if they’re equipped with a special lens that cuts through the clutter of grown-up complexities.
Take, for example, this delightful encounter in a classroom, where a six-year-old girl boldly took on a rather philosophical discussion about evolution.
As her teacher tried to convince the class that God doesn’t exist because He can’t be seen, our little heroine decided to put the teacher’s logic to the test. What followed was a hilarious exchange that not only showcased her innocence but also delivered a sharp dose of truth that left everyone in stitches…
The teacher asked a little boy:
TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a minute later) Yes, I saw the sky.
TEACHER: Did you see God?
TOMMY: No.
TEACHER: That’s my point. We can’t see God because he isn’t there. He doesn’t exist.
A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions. The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy:
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yesssssssss (getting tired of the questions by this time).
LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?
TOMMY: Yessssssssss.
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?
TOMMY: Yes.
LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?
TOMMY: No.
LITTLE GIRL: Then, according to what we were taught in the school today…she must not have one!!
But the humor didn’t stop there!
In another charming classroom moment, a teacher noticed little Anna dozing off and decided to wake her with a question. What happened next? Well, let’s just say Anna’s priceless comeback had everyone in stitches!
Little Anna was not the best student in Sunday school. She never took an interest in religious studies, and usually she slept through class.
One day, the teacher had had enough of her snoring, so she asked her a question to get her attention.
The teacher said, “Tell me, Anna, who created the universe?”
When Anna didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a sharp pin and jabbed her in the rear.
“GOD ALMIGHTY!” shouted Anna.
The teacher said, “Very good,” and Anna fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Anna, “Who is our Lord and Savior?”
Anna didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her with the pin again.
“JESUS CHRIST!” shouted Anna.
The teacher said, “Very good,” and Anna fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Anna a third question, “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?”
And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time Anna jumped up and shouted, “IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I’LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!”
The teacher fainted.
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